every guy wants a freaky alt gf until we're prepping a roadkill carcass in their shower so we can turn the bones and teeth into jewelry 😒 they don't want someone weird, they want an exotic but nonthreatening sexual conquest
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Anonymous4w
Don’t mind me a typical frat looking guy 🤷♀️
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Anonymous4w
You want to have sex with someone that is threatening and disemboweling roadkill in your shower?
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Anonymous#34w
fake weird girl lover 🫵
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Anonymous#24d
How about we uhhh like do that outside where it's not going to infect my shower okay
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Anonymous#44d
okay :(
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Anonymous#24d
But think about how much cooler a dark and forbidden forest is than my shower?