Anonymous #2 13h

That’s your first clue she’s not a real bat. We know that bats are 10% ears, 50% wings, 35% torso, and 5% grabby feets. This female specimen is clearly not 50% wings at all. She would not make a good mate because of the lack of flaps she can do with her little wings. They’re also on her head, and not attached to her torso. A possible birth defect which would indicate her being a likely burden on the pack of bats, or “bat pack” if you will. Otherwise known as a Gotham of bats.

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