Anonymous #2 6w

That’s your first clue she’s not a real bat. We know that bats are 10% ears, 50% wings, 35% torso, and 5% grabby feets. This female specimen is clearly not 50% wings at all. She would not make a good mate because of the lack of flaps she can do with her little wings. They’re also on her head, and not attached to her torso. A possible birth defect which would indicate her being a likely burden on the pack of bats, or “bat pack” if you will. Otherwise known as a Gotham of bats.

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Anonymous #1 6w

… well.. damn 🤣

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Anonymous OP 6w

Hey hey hey… it’s ok. Don’t cry. We’re all born how we’re born. You didn’t do anything wrong.

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Anonymous #1 6w

Correct, god bless you dear… invincible torso n all. 😉

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Anonymous #2 6w

You make me feel like Thor.

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Anonymous #1 6w

You are Thor tho… go get em stud.

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Anonymous #2 6w

No, it’s because you’re like Loki trying to sneak in and steal my thunder.

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Anonymous #1 6w

Aweee poor baby… 😭tryna hit it with his magic hammer…🫪

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Anonymous #2 6w

Nuh Uh! Shut up. I am not!

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Anonymous #1 6w

This one’s a bit batty man. N probs jus lookin for subs n simps so have at it…

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Anonymous #2 6w

I’ll remind you how this all started. When I said I’m more into owls. So I’m not her target audience anyways. What I AM interested in is how she’s feeling about her post turning into what this is and how it’s not about her in the slightest anymore. I like to think every time she gets a notification she got a comment she looks at her phone and goes from 😀 to 🫤realizing it’s just us again.

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Anonymous #1 6w

😂😭🫪

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