Okay yk how wood has natural antibiotic properties right? So wood cutting boards naturally clean themselves? Would you still lick a cutting board if you knew a guy came on it?
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AnonymousOP7w
You cannot be a real person. I am 110% getting rage baited
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Anonymous#27w
Dude I don’t wanna put my tongue where another dude’s nut was no matter how many times you wash it. I’m not licking hotel sheets or used condoms or whatever
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AnonymousOP7w
I’m not even gay. But imma find you and nut on you. So you know no matter how many times you wash yourself. I’ll always be there
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Anonymous#17w
Dawg if you eat pussy that another dude has piped you are a little bit gay
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Anonymous#17w
me too. double load.
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Anonymous#27w
Guys you’re both talking about jerking off on a dude together that is hella gay
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AnonymousOP7w
scared? pussy.
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Anonymous#27w
Looks like OP is about to get double barrel shotgunned
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Anonymous#17w
I think you guys would rather nut on each other tbh
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Anonymous#17w
hold his mouth open
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Anonymous#27w
You guys sound like the right wing dudes who talk about raping liberals because they’re twinks
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AnonymousOP7w
No. Just you. Imma put a wig on you. You already sound enough like a bitch
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Anonymous#17w
Dawg fucking femboys is still gay
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Anonymous#27w
Remember when OP admitted he was a liberal Twink and was looking forward to our visit?
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Anonymous#17w
ima make him love me.
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Anonymous#27w
He’s going to be overwhelmed with his new found love
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Anonymous#17w
Guys at what point should I be concerned that you two are actually gay?
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Anonymous#17w
ima take him out on a nice date. steakhouse. let him order what he wants. make him feel safe. take him back home. walk him to the door. cum on him.
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AnonymousOP7w
Would you rather us be gay or straight because I feel like you’d be tuned on more by straight dudes creaming you
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Anonymous#27w
Okay at the steakhouse, if someone had previously nutted on your plate, would you still eat the food on it?
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AnonymousOP7w
what is your fascination with cum? I’m starting to think you want this
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AnonymousOP7w
Oof #2 we’ve been had. This was his plan all along!!!
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Anonymous#27w
I know you wouldn’t eat off that plate but you won’t admit it for some strange reason
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AnonymousOP7w
The only one cleaning the plate off after we nut on it is you OP
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AnonymousOP7w
You want that man gravy on your steak
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Anonymous#17w
I know you definitely wouldn’t eat it either but again you don’t wanna admit it. Why is that?
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Anonymous#17w
Are you afraid that it’s toxic masculinity somehow?
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AnonymousOP7w
The only person afraid here is you. Afraid of how much you’ll enjoy this.
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Anonymous#17w
I think you secretly want to give off the impression that you get tons of pussy so you’re playing along with this but secretly you feel the same way
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AnonymousOP7w
You literally just admitted to feeling a way about this. I knew it
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Anonymous#17w
I think that’s projection buddy, I didn’t say anything like that
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AnonymousOP7w
I can tell how excited about this you are by your prompt replies. You’re probably touching yourself thinking about our visit
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AnonymousOP7w
OP. We’ll see you soon.
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Anonymous#17w
Dawg you can say you’re ragebaiting all you want but making this many detailed posts about how you’re gonna rape a dude is still sus