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One thing I will never understand as a woman is how man can’t fucking aim. Bitch I piss better hovering in bar bathrooms piss drunk in heels.
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Anonymous 10w

As a woman we literally can’t even aim, like u wouldn’t have to maneuver ur entire body kind of. As a man shouldn’t it be easier to aim? U kind of have a separate limb for that…

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Anonymous 10w

as a transfem i think we're underestimating the difficulty of peeing while standing

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Anonymous 10w

Literally I peed in a urinal as a woman once and made zero mess, one of my biggest flexes

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Anonymous 10w

okay but when i squat to pee i still somehow spray everywhere 😓 i clean up after but still

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

i often opt to pee sitting because it's so much less hassle and way easier

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

bitch just AIM it CANNOT be that hard omfg 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

it's simply much harder than sitting 🤷🏽‍♀️ junk is feet away from the bowl, at an angle, and sometimes multiple streams

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

feet away from the bowl? 😭 it’s like probably a little over a foot away at most, these are all genuinely just excuses. plus it doesn’t matter how “hard” it is, the only thing that matters is if it’s cleaned up afterwards which many ppl w dicks don’t seem to do for some reason. THAT’S the issue

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

i was just in the bathroom and it's at least 2. depends on a persons height and proportions, the height of the bowl. keep in mind the distance of that angle is greater than either the vertical or horizontal distance. also these are not excuses these are the physical realities of standing while pissing. i still think men need to figure it out and clean after. but absolutely nobody said anything about cleaning; which men need to do better. everybody is talking about aiming

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

also a little over a foot is multiple feet. you wouldn't say "1.5 foot tall" you would say "1.5 *feet* tall"

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

lastly, people with vaginas are overconfident in their own aim. as somebody who's mainly lived with them, y'all miss all the time, wetting the entire seat. plus many of y'all seem to assume you don't have to check and end up leaving droplets all over

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

I live with women and men, the ONLY time there has ever been anything on the seat or on the wall (!!!) is after men use the bathroom. It doesn’t matter if women also get piss on the seat because nine times out of ten they clean it up, unlike men who tend to just leave it. There’s also no way for people with vaginas to “overestimate” their aim btw, we have to SIT where we pee 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

every single time i've lived with women it's gotten to the point where i have to ask them to actually check when they're done. one time when i was gone overnight my roommate messaged me about HER piss on the seat that she refused to believe was hers until she checked Life360 and saw i hadn't been home for nearly 48 hours great that your roommates were diligent but that is not universal never said "overestimate". i said overconfident in aim, because y'all can in fact miss horribly(see above)

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

women are on average more clean than a man. They are more likely to clean up after themselves because they’ve been raised in a different way than men. if you’re raised as a girl you’re basically taught to be ashamed of bodily functions, while boys are raised to believe that everything will be cleaned for them.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

i don't disagree with that and nothing i've said would suggest otherwise - in fact i explicitly said men need to do better

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

the post only mentions aim, not cleanup. when i started commenting, not a single comment had mentioned cleanup. i am talking strictly about the difficult of aiming a stream (possibly split into multiple streams) several feet at an angle. i don't blame people (men, women or otherwise) for missing, but i do for not cleaning up. idk why y'all are so fixated on that when i explicitly agreed. i'm tired of this discussion

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