Better yet sign him and his new girl number up for std text

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queen shit

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I alway say I’m a job no call or text is a no call no show your fired

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tried doing that with the mormons but they backsearched and found my real email and now they call me on thursdays

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so i didn’t think this would be a big post i hope he doesn’t find this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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That is so insane 😭

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i’m stealing this. ur genius, i used to sign them up for the military. this is SM better

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Bro 💀💀😭

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my friend did that to her literal scum of the earth ex lol

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Throw cheese at him

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Breakup behavior 🔥

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YESSSSSSS

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I actually love this idea

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omg 💀

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Voice of our generation

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