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men will wear these and wonder why the birth rate is declining

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488 upvotes, 14 comments. Sidechat image post by red_rocket4 in serve cunt or die. "men will wear these and wonder why the birth rate is declining"

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Anonymous 15h

Them bitches hard fym

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Anonymous 17h

Did you not see the research studies where these shoes increased sperm count tenfold…

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Anonymous 11h

Jesus wore sandals

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Anonymous 15h

I have never seen anyone under the age of 50 wear these wym

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Anonymous 15h

I’m pretty sure I remember the dad in Lizzie McGuire wearing those shoes

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Anonymous 17h

😂

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Anonymous 9h

It’s not the shoes, it’s those crusty feet

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Anonymous 11h

These shoes are sexy, and tell me that thang can swang

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Anonymous 9h

These are my favorite shoes and I’m feeling targeted

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Anonymous 5h

Omggggggg!!!!! I know someone who wears these and he’s 44! 😳

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Anonymous

#1 15h

OK, but if you think the shoes at least look good enough to wear them for that we really don’t need you to have that much sperm

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Anonymous

#1 15h

Those shoes look like sperm

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Anonymous

#4 12h

Half the dudes at my school wear some variation of these hippie shit shoes

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Anonymous

#7 10h

Oh then maybe it’s cause I go to a really yeehaw country school 😬 but that is so icky

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