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the lion heard their roommate having sex through noise cancelling headphones with the music blasting. the lion is traumatized and concerned
1226 upvotes, 17 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Roommate Rants. "the lion heard their roommate having sex through noise cancelling headphones with the music blasting. the lion is traumatized and concerned"
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Anonymous 5w

I had this with my old housemates. I would always just shrug, think ‘good for them’ and go about my business. I figured, at least someone’s getting some in this house. 😭🤙

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Anonymous 5w

The lion should file a title IX nine report if it’s actually that bad.

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Anonymous 5w

Sex w you in the room?!?!?!

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Anonymous 5w

I feel like it really doesn’t take that much to tell your roommate they might not wanna be around if you’re gonna be fuckin in the dorm. If it’s an apartment then yeah you just kinda gotta let that kinda shit roll off your back.

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Anonymous 5w

that happened to me but it was a dorm…one room…traumatizing

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Anonymous 5w

The lion would have joined

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Anonymous 5w

Why not ask to join?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

maybe apt

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

I was in a three bedroom last year, and one of my roommates and I both had girlfriends, but the third guy didn’t, and I always felt kinda bad that the third guy had to put up with the two couples because those walls were paper thin

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5w

I hope so for their sake

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

Mannnn, be quiet

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

Well I’m assuming OP shares a room with ROOMMATE. if it’s an apartment and they’ve got separate rooms that’s fine

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 5w

They could still give a heads up tf 😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 5w

You don’t always know when inspiration will strike

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 5w

Nah a heads up in an apartment would be even more awkward than just getting at it lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 5w

Getting up, leaving my bedroom, knocking on my roommate’s door, “hey buddy my girlfriend and I are gonna fuck, just thought you should know” lmfao if my roommate did that I’d be like “bro I don’t gotta know every time, that’s too much man”

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 5w

Imagine, too, the roommate. He’s kissing with his gf. And suddenly, “hey babe, hold up… I got to let roommate know that we’re 😏😏😏”. Then roommate proceeds to leave the room, rock hard to inform roommate of what’s about to happen. 😂😂😂😂

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