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FUCKASS ROOMMATE BETTER START PAYING ME FOR SWEEPING, CLEANING, MOPPING, AND GETTING THE GODDAMN STENCH SHE LEAVES OUT OF THE FUCKING ROOM. I LEAVE IT SMELLING LIKE FLOWERS AND SHE GETS ME HOLDING MY BREATH EVERY GODDAMN TIME I ENTER. I TAKE $40 AN HOUR.
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Anonymous 18h

I’m dead laughing sorry but that’s real

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Anonymous 17h

Or alternatively, you can take all their stench and trash and pile it on their side of the room

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Anonymous 18h

Why you telling me and not them???

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Anonymous 12h

I’ve lived with her for a year and a half and she found it odd that I brought up the fact that I would clean her dishes after she left them 4 months ago

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Anonymous 14h

this is extremely real

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Anonymous 6h

me too. then she complains me and my other roommate CLEAN??? she gets mad and leaves her personal stuff all over.

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Anonymous 8h

make wall art from their trash

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17h

cuz i’m stupid

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 17h

Make them live in their own filth

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 17h

And when they ask why you’re doing it, you can say, ‘I am not your maid and you have two hands and two legs that work just fine’

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12h

its okay gng its called roommate rants for a reason 😭🫶

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9h

MONTHS?!

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 9h

Yes and she was like why are you mentioning it we just moved in. I’m like girl what

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9h

Girl new ROOMMATE??

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9h

I wish. She resigned

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8h

wtf. One of my roommates complained when I had dishes in the sink for 3 maybe 4 days because she put too much soap when she did dishes in it once when it’s been fine for me for many washes before she did hers

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8h

She said she found it odd that I brought it up after a year of living with her…. Does the last year not count?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8h

Like wtf she is weird as hell. You were fucking patient. My roommmate wasn’t. Mind you I haven’t complained to her about her abnoxious “singing/rapping” (aka loud ass mumbling)

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8h

I told her I would be the one cleaning it. Not even a thank you. She’s done 2-4 months.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8h

I even took pictures of me cleaning it. You are lucky that I didn’t put the bowl on a bag and leave it on your door. It’s been weeks since she’s cleaned it and she claims she leaves it for a little bit. Does weeks = little bit?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8h

The one thing she did stop was playing her music way to damn loud when we had a roommate mediation because I felt some of her in person responses were very rude (can’t think of the right word I had it a second ago but I can’t remember). & sometimes fr it feels like she purposely sings out loud when I enter the room (well common space). She also makes food that stinks and makes the trash smell. Also like I get your room is your room but she legit leaves her doors wide open & stares when you enter

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8h

Nope. Like I get a few days especially when busy but why the hell weeks. And I’m bad about leaving dishes but I also have back problems that make it hard for me to wash dishes in the sink and when the dish washed if full or something I forget to move stuff around and put stuff up

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8h

I sent you a dm :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8h

Kk. Let me see if I can find it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8h

I can send another saying hi

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