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4 girls 1 apartment one of them doesn’t leave her room unless she’s going to class another has been leaving her hair in the sink and on the toilet! and another keeps giving my guests dirty looks, but bringing people over without warning!? what do I do?
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Anonymous 9w

Fill in the one girl’s room with cement, no room, not able to turtle. Convince hair girl to get a buzz cut. Small hair in sink should go down the drain fine. For the dirty look girl get the large picture of Patrick star booing on a stick and wave it around when they come by your friends. HMU if you need any more AMAZING solutions

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Anonymous 9w

When signing the roommate agreement it was agreed that anybody can bring guests over without talking to the others as long as it’s not overnight or more than an hour or two maybe three I’ve never had somebody over for more than an hour her boyfriend keeps coming over for 3 to 4 hours and I can hear them fucking.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Tried to bring up the hair to the roommate and she tried to tell me it wasn’t hers me and her have the same hair color, but hers is curly and mine is straight. There’s no way the hair is mine. Nobody else has the same hair color took me 30 minutes just to clean the sink out and another 30 for cleaning the bathroom. so much hair.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

Quiet girl is cool. Don’t have many problems with her and she does come out and hang out sometimes don’t think hair girls gonna get a buzz cut but maybe I could glue all the hair to her head

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Convince them that shower caps are cool, then sneakily pour in the glue

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

Wondrous marvelous, splendid idea now I just need a grinch costume to go with it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Splendid. A alternative could also be dressing up like the We are Number 1 guy

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

What if she doesn’t use the shower cap because she has to wash her hair?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Oh then you go for the drastic measure. Do the old bucket on top of the door trick. It’s been in so many cartoons it’s sure to work

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

Lovely lol

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