Tell her that if she doesn't shower then she isn't getting scooby snacks

165

Make sure you take her to the vet to get her rabies shot, certificate, and tag 😂😂😂😂

106

For my sake and sanity I’m going to pretend this is fake

80

No way in hell this happened

58

it’s hunting season chat

26

Please take her out for all of us

22

It’s wraps

21

This has to be a joke

16

That’s why I commute

12

#wifedat

11

Reminder that ppl that think they’re a warewolfs vote counts that exact same

6

You’re cooked get a different roommate

1

I would start asking where her collar and tags are. To be serious, you’re not the one who’s cooked, your roommate is.

1

Wait that's so funny stop she's a comedian

0

Say I’m the sigma alpha wolf you listen to your breeder

-3

Top 10 things that never happened

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need me summa dat

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