God forbid a man has a hobby

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wait was he alone in the room doing that? i’m sry but like it ain’t that deep

378

Is he doing in while you’re in the room? We need context op.

266

pretty sure this is unconstitutional

200

he paying for the room too… pls

135

coward

131

It’s a healthy and natural part of human biology

128

Blud wants to finish roommate himself

84

If your not in the dorm he’s definitely gonna be beating his shi in spite

70

Yall just gotta develop a sock on the door system or smth, if you’re not in there it’s his room too he has full expectation of privacy

66

Bro wdym you don’t want him to jerk off thats like basic teking care of ur urges and its better than going to some public place to jork it

64

It’s his room too. Don’t do it in the hallway or with an non consenting audience lol

50

like... at all?? if it's just while ur there that's totally valid but this is worded like you don't want him to at all and that's fucking crazy😭😭

41

If a mf is alone then a nigga gonna jerk

34

Tell him the rules are simple: only when he’s alone in the room, sock on the door, and use a tissue.

30

Ur infringing on his rights

29

Are you allowed to? And if not then do you have another private place to provide him to do so?

21

Just tell him the building will get fined if there is another semen clog

18

I’m with your roommate.

13

Meaf

10

U a pussy

10

Bro. You have to join in, with aggressive eye contact, to establish dominance.

8

Does he smell? CONTEXT

8

Get jerk curtains

4

Just help him w it

3

Man what

2

Bro there’s always the bathroom, in the room is wild

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