Me taking care of my roommates cat because she’s been gone twice as long as she said she would be
I accidentally knock her trash over
Gross but I’ll clean it up, I did it
There’s a magnum condom…
Almost vomited
To be fair, yes I did knock the trash over. Yes, that part is my fault. But she did not tell me that she was hooking up with anyone in OUR room, I feel that alone is common decency