Thinking abt the time my ex roommate told me she was ethnically Brazilian and spoke a little “Brazilian”. When I asked her if she meant Portuguese, she looked at me like I was stupid and said “No, BRAZILIAN. They speak Brazilian, not Portuguese”. 😐💔
She was the dumbest bitch I had ever met and was a pathological liar on top of that. The only language she speaks is English. She was so mentally insane and unhygienic that I got her kicked out of our dorm.