This semester my suitemate:
Kicked a soccer ball against my door at least once a week for like an hour around midnight
Broke the toilet seat off
Left their boxers in the corner of the bathroom to get musty
Clogged the sink so bad i needed to get draino
Left their door wide open to talk loudly to their roommate at 2am
Had a rlly loud halloween party with a ton of alcohol and girls
Broke the window with the soccer ball