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Roommate Rants 6w
hey guys, I need some non harmful but annoying petty ways to get back at my asshole roommates. comment ideas!
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Anonymous 6w

Play loud music or subscribe their emails to spam

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Anonymous 6w

If you share a room leave your desk lamp on

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Anonymous 6w

Take all the tp and put it in ur room. So when they go to use the BR they don’t have any :)

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Anonymous 6w

Put Vaseline on the doorknobs 😌

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Anonymous 6w

if you have a hairdryer do your hair at like 1 am

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Anonymous 6w

Vacuum when they’re trying to sleep, move their keys, take super long showers, eat their food, use all the dishes, tear a hole in the bottom of the trash before they take it out… for more advanced players I recommend getting annoyingly close with their parents

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Anonymous 6w

these are amazing ideas guys thank you!! minus the eggs probably lol

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Anonymous 6w

If they you share laundry and they do t remove the lint from the dryer, put it on their leftovers

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Anonymous 6w

need to know some deets to make a proper petty revenge

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Anonymous 6w

Shove a piranha up their butthole

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Anonymous 6w

Use their shampoo and conditioner

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Anonymous 6w

Fuck their girl

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Anonymous 6w

Pour salt in their food but not too much.. just salty enough where they questions themselves but don’t suspect

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Anonymous 6w

Or pour a tiny amount of table salt or sugar in their sheets

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Anonymous 6w

Egg their rooms

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Anonymous 6w

What did they do that was so bad 🫡

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Anonymous 6w

Piss disk

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Anonymous 6w

put their dirty dishes/anything they leave dirty in their bed

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Anonymous 5w

little pickles in their shoes

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Wait why would this be annoying? That wouldn’t bother me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Man, what’d they do OP? There are some crazy trifling roommates on this app. 🥲 That could light idea could work - but it might not. As an alternate, I had an old housemate that took a liking to unsettling clown dolls. He’d move its location regularly. Boy, you bet we were all unsettled. Heck, they can’t even really call you on it. 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

are you ai

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 6w

or put nair in their shampoo and conditioner 😏

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

No, damn. 😭 I’m just awkward and awkwardly phrase stuff. Anything you or anyone else can spot or explain about the way I phrase things? I’m neurodivergent and trying to sound less…robotic, ig.

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

Are you a bot, 16? Sometimes posts or comments that are ‘low effort’ (not a value judgment, just short with not much substance) questions that don’t reply (bc they don’t have the capability to scan and respond, ig?) are bots too.

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Anonymous replying to -> hornymothafucka 6w

Name checks out

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

LMAO sorry your punctuation was just a little weird from this app, im not a bot im also neurodivergent so i get it although my roboticism comes out in person rather than in writing

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

Hey - you’re better than me, at least! I’m told I come off robotic in person and I’m writing, so you’re doing something right. 🤟

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

happy new year bro :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

Happy New Year, my man. 🍻

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