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Roommate Rants 1d
My roommates have started dating and as hard as they try to make it not awkward it just is. Like we used to just hang out but now there’s still that but also times where they obviously wanna watch something together without me being in the living room…
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Anonymous 1d

OF MY OWN FUCKING HOME!!! Like do I try and stand my ground because I have a goddamn right to be in my own damn living room if I sign the lease or is that a problem? Also, even when we are watching stuff together I HAVE BEEN BANISHED TO THE UNCOMFY CHAIR!! Like I know these are kinda dumb problems but COME ON!!! They are breaking rule #1 of living with friends and somehow I’m the fucker that gets punished for it. ALSO ALSO, these 2 suuuck at dating people so I know that starting a relationship.

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Anonymous 20h

utilize scissors

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Anonymous 1d

tell them to keep it in their pants and stop exiling you from your own home cause wtf

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

while having this much access to each other and being INSANELY BUSY is probably gonna end bad. If that happens then I get the sweeeetest I told you so in history, THEN SHIT GETS WORSE!!! Cause then their immature asses are totally gonna try and make me pick sides AND the vibes in the apartment ARE GOING TO BE AWKWARD HELL!!! Like how fuck do they think this is a good idea??? ALSO ALSO ALSO, I know one of them had this as his plan from the FUCKING START!!!! Like he KNEW this was gonna be a problem

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

And, instead of making the smart decision and making up a reason to not live with someone he really likes, and potentially RUINING it because of the bad idea, HE FUCKING SIGNED THE LEASE!! Like bro you are tooo awkward to just ask this person out so you have to intentionally move in with them to woo them and make your friends life UNCOMFORTABLE!! And the other person STILL SAID YES!!!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

And they just are kinda all over each other and it’s just soooo awkward, like please can we just be normal around the other fucked who’s got to deal with your shit!!????

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

We’ve all been friends for a while but god I can feel the resentment growing from the pit of my soul every time I feel unwelcome or like I’m 3rd wheeling when I’m JUST TRYING TO SIT ON THE GODDAMN COUCH

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

And I know it’s gonna get worse soon cause I was getting home today and when I opened the door they scrambled away from each other cause they were doing something and I SWEAR TO GOD if I learn they fucked on THE GODDAMN COUCH I’m gonna burn the couch and fucking put a pin on the TV so that IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN USE IT!! If it’s war over the apartment IM GOING GO FULL SHERMAN!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 21h

That’s crazy

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