Got back early from a night shift and caught my roommate having buttsex with his girlfriend on the living room couch. Stg I have to burn the couch now! I'll never be able to unsee this.
Go to the dump and tell the people working that you want them to burn the couch in front of you. Explain why and they might be amenable. Or you’d get some trauma off your chest and feel a little better.
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Anonymous37w
Nah I’d tell them to buy a fucking new couch
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Anonymous37w
This is the best use I have seen of this page. Oml. I would definitely have that couch burned, sage the living room, and then hire a priest for an exorcism for your roommate.
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Anonymous37w
where else are they supposed to have butt sex!!!
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Anonymous#337w
THEIR OWN DAMN ROOM
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Anonymous#337w
you have got to be rage baiting cause what the FUCK