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Roommate Rants 1d
yall my roommate threw up on my bed last night and refuses to clean it do I slime her out
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Anonymous 1d

Call the cops for bioterrorism

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Anonymous 1d

for reference I was out of town for the weekend and she got absolutely hammered and threw up on my bed while I was gone. there was puke all over my sheets, pillows, childhood stuffed animals, etc and she wasn’t home when I got back in the morning. she said it wasn’t her bed so she didn’t have to clean it so I lowkey just snitched on her to our RA and I’m moving out tomorrow morning 😭

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Anonymous 1d

Take all the shit she threw up on and dump it on her bed then go get new sheets and shit if u can

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Anonymous 1d

shit on her bed

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Anonymous 1d

Yes ofc

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Anonymous 22h

Take pics! RAs need proof

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Anonymous 19h

Ain’t gone lie I’m choosing absolute violence on this one me personally I would make sure she gets slimed

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Anonymous 16h

Hazmat suit lock the door and fill the room with toxic gas so they understand your pain; moving out is not good enough.

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Anonymous 18h

Exterminate her..

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Anonymous 15h

you're better than me because i would have actually killed her

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Anonymous 16h

Kill them

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Anonymous 10h

Kill that mfer

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

i like how you think

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

I have a spare set of sheets that I’m using but I’m so pissed bc there’s puke all over a blanket that my bf bought me 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

she’s alr banned from almost every store in town for being a klepto so they just might keep her if I do

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Holy fuck that’s insaneeee I’m so sorry that happened what a piece of shit

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

“It’s not my bed so I don’t have to clean it” is crazyyyyy, I spilled a tiny bit of hot chocolate on a pair of my roommates shoes one time and a freakeddd outttt and made sure to clean it off and let her know right away— I can’t imagine vomitting on someone’s actual bed and not giving a shit at all that’s wild

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

I’m still not sure what her thought process was during this whole thing. like I’m devastated bc I tried scrubbing her neon orange (jungle juice) vomit that smells like cat food out of a stuffed animal that my friend gave me before she passed away and it won’t come out. you seem like an amazing roomie, and if she was apologetic at all or at least cleaned it up I wouldn’t be mad at all.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 23h

Lol good

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 21h

Honestlyyyy idk how legal this is but if I have access to her phone go ahead and forward look buy new sheets and blankets then send urself that exact price like 🤷‍♀️ might be bad advice but hey

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 20h

I had my RA come in the room and she took pics! I’m moving out today thank god, I stayed in a friends room last night

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 17h

I exterminated myself to a single dorm 😋

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17h

thank god dude i’m so sorry for this

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

Shit in her bed before you leave

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

I would let it sit in a solution of dawn dish soap and stain remover for a couple of hours. Maybe some vinegar if the smell is bad

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 15h

Yo, I said that bc I thought u were talking about Jane Doe. Wrong post, my b g. 💀💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 15h

Too much going on at once it 💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 10h

the vinegar actually took the stains out completely!! thank you so much

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9h

I’m so glad!! No problem :)

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