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Roommate 1 had sex on the couch. Roommate 2 took it outside and set it on fire. Someone came out randomly and put it out with a fire extinguisher. Wtf man, I hate people.
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Anonymous 6d

Now the real question is do they both pay for the new couch: both roommates or just the dumbass who lit it on fire instead of using an upholstery cleaner?

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Anonymous 5d

Roommate 2 is so valid

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Anonymous 5d

Can I have sex on ur burnt? couch

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Anonymous replying to -> amethyst_popping_bottles 6d

I also don’t want someone having sex on the couch either. No respect. Both of them are idiots and I’m moving.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

He’s actually the more decent one. He just has a bit of an anger issue but very respectful otherwise. The one that had sex on the couch is a scumbag.

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