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Roommate Rants 1d
graduating in 4 weeks and planning on moving out secretly over thanksgiving break. I own everything in the house and it’s gonna be so cathartic to take back agency over all my stuff they’ve been disrespecting all year. i’m even taking back the light bulbs
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Anonymous 1d

make sure you also take the turners for the blinds, the toilet brush and the boards to their bed

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

oh also all the lube

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

and bend all the spoons backwards and leave the in the drawer

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

i’m going down a more malicious compliance route than trying to totally screw them over, bc i don’t want them to have a leg to stand on against me lol. I’m just taking everything i supplied, which includes the light bulbs. they’re all stuck here for another year and i own the entire. house. silverware, couch, lamps, rugs, pillows, blinds, everything. the entire house will disappear while they’re visiting family, and they can’t even complain bc it’s all mine :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

take the turners for the blinds as well though bc those are something that isn't considered damage to the apartment if they disappear

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

it's like nail holes in the walls

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

i own the whole blind assembly lol the complex doesn’t provide them, so i’ll be taking em all :) they want em closed all the time anyway bc they’re all shut ins so they can go out and buy new ones

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

yoo awesome

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