I would actually crash the fuck out. like I get y'all are horny but I fucking live here and if you're gonna do it you'll do it when I'm gone or you'll go somewhere else

28

Now that it’s the next day make it very clear to your roommate that if she wants the roommate from now on that she has to ask you before 2pm so you can find a place to sleep that night and you will not be leaving if she doesn’t abide.

16

???? Your roommate is lowkey an asshole for this wth, you need to talk to them that isn’t okay

14

I’d give them the time equivalent of walking around the block having a cigarette and if they’re not done by the time I’m back then guess who’s watching 🤷🏻 we’re using old rules

13

Tell her she can wait until you’re in class bc that’s ridiculous

6

Yo what

5

It’s 10 pm

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