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Hey so uhhh. We don’t have to rev our engines in front of houses (it don’t make your dick bigger.)
4655 upvotes, 106 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Red Flags. "Hey so uhhh. We don’t have to rev our engines in front of houses (it don’t make your dick bigger.)"
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Anonymous 8w

Clearly you’ve never heard a V12

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Anonymous 7w

I HATE IT SO MUCH ISTG ITS THE GAYEST THING LIKE MOST GIRLS HATE TS UR JUST ATTRACTING MEN BRO 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 7w

If I revved my engine my shitbox would explode ngl

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Anonymous 8w

I love seeing all the downvotes on the car bootlickers here.

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Anonymous 7w

I like to rev my car, but there is a time and place for that

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Anonymous 7w

It makes it even smaller

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Anonymous 7w

Doesn’t make us wet either

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Anonymous 7w

I own a Corvette C6. Nobody with cars is revving them for you, to annoy you, or for attention, it has nothing to do with dick size like big trucks, our passion is cars and we are revving it for our own enjoyment. With that said, I’ve never revved or done a pull in a neighborhood or apartment area because I’m a respectful person and the people that do are arrogant af. With that said, you also gotta chill tf out if they’re doing it in the middle of the day, they’re allowed to, plenty other noises

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Anonymous 7w

called the non emergency line of the police the other night cuz some asshole was revving his car for FORTY FIVE MINUTES at 3 am. i’m usually used to it cuz I live next to a busy road, but like I could tell that this dude was literally just like parked, revving his car. like mf no, we’re not doing that.

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Anonymous 6w

Fr, like I think sports cars and muscle cars are cool and will think something along the lines of “fuck yeah” when I see one in person, but as SOON as they rev that engine for no fucking reason I’m judging them HARD

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Anonymous 7w

I’m a woman so no dick and I still do it sorryyyy 😅

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Anonymous 7w

Wait it does make their dick bigger tho

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Anonymous 7w

In a world where everyone wants attention, the best thing you can do is not give it to them. Alternatively they’re not doing it for you, they’re doing it for themselves. Moral: Nobody is the center of the universe, and a moment is seconds away from being a forgotten.

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Anonymous 7w

Clearly haven’t heard a FI exhaust on a bmw 840i x drive grab couple 3.0l Inline 6 twin power turbo

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Anonymous 7w

I only do it bc I like to show off and there nothing wrong about that!

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Anonymous 7w

Testing. I’ll update you. 👊💪

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Anonymous 7w

Nah that shit IS sexy. Keep doing it

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Anonymous 6w

What do they think we’re gonna do when they rev past our houses at 1am? Cheer? Applaud? Get horny?

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Anonymous 7w

everytime i hear it my friends and i go “wow big dick”

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Anonymous 7w

Or in front of a whole apartment complex. People forget that some of us LIVE on high street 😭 it’s so loud and I haven’t found another place to live yet

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Anonymous 7w

Proper term is 2 step

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Anonymous 7w

some of them sound good 💔💔

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Anonymous 7w

Nobody’s revving it for you

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Anonymous 7w

It gets sooo annoying, especially at stop lights. Nobody wants to have your loud ass engine go over the music they’re trying to listen to

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Anonymous 7w

only allowed if you have a sexy car and 11+

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Anonymous 7w

as i read this it happened

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Anonymous 7w

dead fucking ass

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Anonymous 7w

Clearly you’ve never heard a inline 6 with no cats

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Anonymous 7w

Doesn’t make it bigger, but it does give it a lil chub

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Anonymous 7w

i only like it when the motorcycle riders do it 🤤

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

I HAVE, IT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM TRYING TO SLEEP

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

Would be fine, but it’s usually a clapped Altima😂

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Anonymous 8w

- Posted by a man

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Anonymous 8w

This why you single

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 8w

Im not a man 🥲

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

Then why u lying

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 7w

I would never lie!

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Anonymous 7w

it’s okay queen i agree with you

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

Yes you would

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Anonymous 7w

Bombastic side eye

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 7w

Only about drugs

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Anonymous 7w

Yeah maybe to 5.7 inches

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

Don’t get me started on a Gintani SJV!! Aaaaahhhhh

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

Genuinely fuck you.

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 7w

Did they actually help?

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

In fact I dry right up and start praying they wrap their vehicle around a really strong tree

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

crazy to essentially wish death upon someone who appreciates cars, arguably one of the most influential and amazing inventions of humankind, something that I understand you will never be able to fully appreciate. but if your boyfriend had a nice car, it would be a different story. Just like my girlfriend who simply loves going for rides in mine.

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

😘

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

Cars can be cool, just don’t try to make your car sound like a rocket ship at 3am when the world is sleeping, I’m not a huge fan of the needlessly loud cars but I do respect that

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

yes the SECOND i hung up the car went silent lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

This comment is stupid as hell, but at least you reminded me to take a second and be grateful that I’m a lesbian. I’ve never dated a car obsessed loser and never will

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

and i’m glad you aren’t procreating! everybody has their own interests, you’re just negative! no offspring for you.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

I’m all for everyone having their own interests, but revving a loud engine in public is literally antisocial behavior because you’re annoying a bunch of people for your own pleasure. It’s linked to sadism and psychopathy (J. Schermer 2023). Disliking that behavior isn’t being negative, it’s being prosocial. But I understand you’ll never fully grasp that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

i’m def not the type of driver you have in mind, but my car is loud and i like to drive it fast. i do not sit at reds and burn thru gas. i DO take off from time to time and its loud. low miles per gallon, high smiles per gallon. i understand the sentiment but you are correct, we will obv never agree bc that would require you to apprec cars the same way i do. still, id argue your comment ab wanting ppl like myself to wrap their car around a tree is equally if not more antisocial

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

It’s not, because it has no impact on reality. Driving an excessively loud car disturbs other people, which is an effect on reality. Me silently wishing that someone totals their car causes less material harm than their actions that led me to wish that. Also not sure why you jumped straight to wishing death upon strangers back there.

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

wrapping a car around a tree has the implication of death, you may want to look up some images. and even though everyone on here is just numbers and words, real people are reading this, so it’s not necessarily silent, despite you not saying anything aloud. i’m all done tn, genuinely wish you the best

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

REALLY?? AND I WAS JUST GONNA DO IT FOR MY OWN JOY AND HAPPINESS

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 7w

Yeah being a stupid selfish piece of shit that makes everyone’s life worse for fun is soooo sexy

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 7w

can you do it for your joy and happiness on the highway instead of on a busy pedestrian street blowing out my ears

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 7w

No, that would defeat the purpose. This type of driver needs other people to hear their engine because they crave attention and evidently the only way they know how to get it is by annoying the public.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 7w

💀🤣 car bootlickers crazy…aye everyone has a hobby or something they enjoy doing for most that’s cars. Don’t shame people because they enjoy something that you don’t. Either try to understand or let them be without insulting others. Do better.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

That’s the point! Most car guys know their exhaust sounds either good or shit. Most of the time it sounds good. Either we just like hearing our exhaust( we do it go ourselves, just like girls wear makeup for themselves) or we see other car people(usually dudes) we give it a quick rev. Doesn’t hurt anybody.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

Facts, my gf loves my car not the fastest thing in the world but it’s fun and fast enough where we can cruise and still go to meets.

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

You are a fucking psychopath…find God PLEASE. If you are really wishing death on someone for enjoying a vehicle. You need serious help.

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 7w

🤣💀not how it works usually. But alright.

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 7w

Preach!

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7w

Yeah… you are the problem 🤣💀jk jk

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Anonymous replying to -> #37 7w

you just don't get it thennn

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Anonymous replying to -> #35 7w

Yes GUN SHOTS AND FLAMES BABY

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Anonymous replying to -> #37 7w

Yk it twin

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Anonymous replying to -> #37 7w

yes annoying others = a hobby for cars. great correlation

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Anonymous replying to -> #39 7w

Oh well you live one life.

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Anonymous replying to -> #35 7w

And you really want to spend it worsening the one of others?

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Anonymous 7w

Never said anything about health problems but now that you mention it noise pollution from loud vehicles and sleep deprivation cause very bad physical and mental health issues

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

And even if they didn’t, that’s not how society works, you idiot. Things can be bad and make peoples life worse without causing health problems.

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Anonymous 7w

You are a desiccated miserable husk of a person and the world would be a better place if you crashed.

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

It’s why they keep leaving you

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Anonymous 7w

You can’t ignore it forever

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Anonymous 7w

Sorry I actually try to make the lives of those around me better, which is why they don’t keep leaving me

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Anonymous 7w

SOME OF US ARE SLEEPING AT 5AM

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Anonymous 7w

Both of you sound like assholes, but you are significantly worse

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Anonymous replying to -> elflemate987 7w

You should eat glass. You’re a fucking stupid disgusting wretch.

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

Thank you 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Anonymous replying to -> elflemate987 7w

I hope you are treated by others the way you treat them

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

They don’t know that!🤭🤭

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Anonymous replying to -> elflemate987 7w

Sure but you’re only going to do that if you’re a bad person that is fine with hurting those around you.

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

Their ears are fine!!

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Anonymous replying to -> elflemate987 7w

dw there are people who like it 🙂‍↔️

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Anonymous replying to -> elflemate987 7w

just because you’ve been deafened by hours next to an engine…. like idgaf if it’s something you like to do, that’s your business, but can it not simultaneously be myyyyy business

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 7w

Lowkey as much as I hate it, if you gum your shitbox and it boarderline explodes, it’s funny and worth the entertainement

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 7w

It can be annoying sometimes if it’s insanely loud, but if it’s in the middle of the day I don’t mind, as long as it’s not at the dead of night you’re good, slay

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Anonymous replying to -> psublackoutprincess 7w

stang?

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Anonymous replying to -> psublackoutprincess 7w

I hate you

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Anonymous replying to -> #47 7w

Fuck yeah

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

I hope your car explodes and you lose your license

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Anonymous replying to -> #37 7w

It does hurt everybody near you in fact. It literally HURTS my ears. Fucking stop it it should be illegal

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Anonymous replying to -> #48 7w

Deadass does not hurt anyone, if you have sensitive ears then you need to focus on yourself not whatever tf i’m doing. Plus it’s my car, for me. It’s like getting mad at a baby crying, a baby is expected to cry same way a car is expected to make noise. If we didn’t have all the emission restriction every car out there would be loud af, your lucky someone cares enough about global warming to put that into place. Get some headphones and a pacifier stfu

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Anonymous replying to -> #50 6w

Motorcycles are the only vehicles you can rev and not be a fucking annoying asshole imo

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Anonymous replying to -> #50 6w

????

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 6w

What are you confused on

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Anonymous replying to -> #50 6w

Literally the most annoying thing, as a car guy

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Anonymous replying to -> #51 6w

you don’t know how feral horny i get when i hear some type of loud car or loud bike pass by me late of night. I could fuck exhaust hole freshly hot from night till day with how horny loud cars get me

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Anonymous replying to -> #47 6w

Ur lucky this shit is anonymous…

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Anonymous replying to -> #51 6w

i would say that shit straight to your face in person IDGAF

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Anonymous replying to -> #47 6w

i would fart in your face! after eating a triple bean chalupa from taco bell

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