You mean like in the middle of the service, or to eat at a funeral luncheon?

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I feel the offense is inversely proportional to how good it tastes 💀

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Has to be the uncrustable just bc it makes the least mess and will be gone quickly

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Depends on the guy. If he’s a hard core Eagles fan I think it would be expected to eat the cheesesteak but offensive to eat the NY Pizza.

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Why are people saying spaghetti lmao that's clearly the worst. Uncrustable feels the most like a snack you always keep with you for health reasons or something

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