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Two truths and a lie (quote with your own)
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I’m related to every US president
Sat next to Bob Dylan
Been to every national park
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Two truths and a lie (quote with ur own
#poll
My mom saw my first kiss
I aired out my class w a fart once
My dreams are mostly all silent
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Anonymous 1d

There’s just no way to be related to every president and don’t give me know great-great-great four times removed because at that point that’s not a real relative

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Anonymous 1d

WHICH ONE

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Anonymous 2h

I've heard that the presidents have a common relative or something and I feel like you'd only put that option if you were referring to that. Sitting next to Bob Dylan is also pretty specific and sounds like a flex. This feels like one of those posts where the lie is the option that sounds the most believable so it's gotta be the national park one

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Anonymous 1d

Because of the word limit the first option is I’m related to every us president EXCEPT for Martin Van Buren

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

every human alive is related

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Ok but I meant to say directly related, that’s on me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

It’s via king John Lackland of England

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Common (which is using the word lightly) ancestor 400 hundred years ago maybe closer to 350 is not enough be related. People go years not meeting 1st aunts you think an 12x great 7 times removed is a relative

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Oh my God it’s just a fun fact, I am a direct descendant of King John Lackland. It’s really not that deep

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You are right it’s not that deep and you aren’t related to every president.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Genuinely why does it bother you so much though?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You are under the guise that I’m bothered, I’m not. I’m just being inquisitive damn, screw a person for natural curiosity or whatever.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

The lie is the third option, I haven’t been to every national park

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

YES!!!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Also aren’t there like a shit ton? Like obv there are main ones but theres a CRAP LOAD of national parks.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

I like how you pointed out an obvious fact and got accused of being “bothered” lmao this app is unreal

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Okay I ate that

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

There's always twitter

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 23h

I’m just saying it’s only a party fact, I’m not claiming I should be president because of it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 22h

It’s fine and I don’t think anybody was under the impression you thought you should be president for that…? It’s just silly when people get overzealous about distant ancestry. Not a big deal at all but everything #2 said is correct

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 22h

Like, John Lackland was a king almost 1000 years ago, so obviously a gigantic portion of people today also share ancestry with him. I have never had a conversation about ancestry with anyone who didn’t mention lineage to one king or another. It is a neat fun fact, but I think you’re in the vast minority to consider yourself “related to” everyone else who also descends from him. That’s all

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 2h

Oh wait you already answered but I didn't see it I promise

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