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if you could teleport anywhere instantly, but it would cut your life short the amount of time it would’ve taken to get there normally, would you do it?
#poll
yes
no
only for emergencies
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Anonymous 12h

Like how long it would take to walk there or what

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Anonymous 14h

I’d teleport everywhere

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Anonymous 12h

How many times do I have to go around the entire globe to just end it rn

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Anonymous 8h

No, bc I think it would be too tempting and I would be going on vacations every other day and lose track of how much time I’ve lost.

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Anonymous 15h

Definitely only for emergencies in this case!

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Anonymous 7h

Me not knowing how to control my new power and immediately teleporting into a solid rock and fucking dying

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12h

no like the fastest route so if it’s a long distance it would be like the time it takes to drive to the airport and fly there

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7h

With the fastest route idea, a passenger jet can cross the world in ~2 days but since they don’t really do that (and because OP included time to drive to the airport I’m assuming it means plausible times with existing routes) lets call it 5 days per round trip so 365 divides evenly. That’s 73 trips to shave a year off. Average US lifespan is 79 years, if you are 21 now that is 58 years left. 58 x 73 = 4,234 trips around the world to end it.

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