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Too a vampire, my blood would be like…
#poll
Water
Skim milk
2% milk
Whole milk
$10 milkshake
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Anonymous 1w

To

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Anonymous 1w

I feel like blood for vampires is basically their alcohol.

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Anonymous 1w

Being o- do you know how often the bloodsuckers at Red Cross be like; don’t forget to make your donation. No im not idc

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Anonymous 1w

Anemia gang safe

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Anonymous 1w

I do have iron deficiency anemia but I also have a high hematocrit so maybe like. A kinda flavorless milkshake made with low fat milk but it’s still too thick to drink comfortably through a straw

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Anonymous 1w

i feel like water would be the most accurate considering it’s like a thing in a lot of vampire stories where they need blood to survive

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Twoche

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

But like there’s got to be levels to the blood for vampires.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Maybe each level is a different blood type

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

I’m sitting here thinking at what level does it get like heavenly like it’s 80’s pure Colombian Coke or like a vintage wine or like a 30 yr old whiskey.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Depends on the blood type, strength, and amount consumed

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

Also what about like body composition does it change, like blood on a person with less body fat does it go more towards skin and like more body fat get more like whole milk. This could be a dissertation.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

You have a point! Composition is probably an important factor to take into consideration. Also, is it possible for vampires to have allergic reactions to particular blood types?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

This is how The Witcher treats it. Higher Vampires don’t *have* to drink blood, but it’s peer pressured, intoxicating, and addictive. I actually really like that interpretation of it, makes for more interesting characters for those that go against the grain.

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