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Which US Government Agency would be the scariest to deal with?
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IRS
CIA
FBI
ICE
Other
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Anonymous 2w

the fact that everyone is saying accountants are scarier than the CIA is so funny

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Anonymous 2w

if you’re just a regular schmuck, you don’t rly need to worry about the CIA or the FBI. however the IRS will come for you😭

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Anonymous 2w

US Postal Inspectors, they do not fuck around

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Anonymous 2w

Realistically if you’re being stalked by the CIA that’s way worse than ICE. You’re just far more likely to have a run-in with ICE than the CIA.

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Anonymous 2w

CIA is gonna tie me to a chair and use some new MK ultra mind reading water boarding trick. I’m good on that

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Anonymous 2w

FBI would be terrifying

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Anonymous 2w

Yall got L opinions

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

The CIA goes after prominent people because they’re high-value targets. The IRS goes after John Smith because they know he can’t defend himself

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Even the Joker isn’t crazy enough to take on the IRS

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

no i do get it but like the CIA and ICE are so shady, FBI could gather so much dirt on u and u could get swatted w/ no warning, the IRS just sends you spooky letters in the mail lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 2w

If the CIA is stalking you, they have a pretty good reason to. ICE not so much

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 2w

ICE’ll stalk you if you’re even slightly brown

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 2w

Yup

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