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Would you rather have to fight
#poll
1 chimpanzee per year
1 determined beaver every month
307 votes
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Anonymous 5w

Do they come at me randomly, or is it a designated time and place?

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Anonymous 5w

Get my ass beat once a month or get my ass beat severely once a year

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Anonymous 5w

🔫

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Anonymous 5w

Chimps attack the eyes, fingers and groin. And they’re surprisingly strong. A beaver you could kick like a football if you wanted. Wear steel toed boots when you have to fight and you’re fine.

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Anonymous 5w

Chimpanzee - have you seen beavers i know they got lethal stank breath

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