I’d give them what they clearly want: a whooping

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Baseball bat specifically with a sock over it. If they grab the bat and there’s a sock on it the sock will slide off, confuse them, and let you hit again quickly 🙂‍↕️ yes i have ocd & anxiety and have ran through this scenario many times.

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I picked up a concealable shovel from the military surplus store this weekend, in case my state legislature goes nuts with the

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The gorf club

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Bow and arrow

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As a former baseball player, I’d love to swing at someone

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… a gun lol

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My compound bow

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Probably my hydroflask water bottle tbh

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Assume they are not demanding your pet, child, or intimate access

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Probably hiding

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Shit if a home invader scoped out my house then I’m probably screwed either way. Mind as well ditch the home and hide or call the cops. Regardless, the burglary would probably happen at night when you’re least prepared, probably aligned with when you sleep. A gun ain’t saving you either

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I have a shortsword next to my bed

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I don’t have anything for them anyway

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Tomahawk and flashbang. Defend my house with the tomahawk, then throw the flashbang in celebration

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Fire poker

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