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If I could be any monster, I would be…
#poll
Vampire
Werewolf
Mummy (with mummy powers)
Frankenstein’s monster
Invisible Man/Woman
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Anonymous 2d

In most depictions werewolf is pretty manageable and you can lead a mostly normal life. And you aren’t dead unlike half of these

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Anonymous 1d

If I can control myself as a werewolf then that for sure bc I want the big knot dick

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Anonymous 1d

If I can guarantee an ethical blood source vampire but werewolf if not

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Anonymous 1d

see i would say vampire but i was just awake for 36 hours this past weekend and one day felt like a week. i can’t imagine doing that for eternity. just awake with too much time to kill. and i like fruit too much.

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Anonymous 1d

i will be

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

I work from home being a vampire would work just fine lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

You know, some lore says that a werewolf is the only thing that can truly kill a vampire too. If that matters.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Do vampires get tired though?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

They get horny and that’s what matters

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

I love the implication that assuming most common lore about vampires holds true it would only affect you if you have to commute to work 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Not planning on killing any vampires unless they mess with me, but can’t hurt!

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

😭 damn, I forgot about that

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1d

a hgost

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1d

what’s a hgost

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1d

The spookiest of all the monsters.

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