you didn’t say if i have to run 100 miles in one go…

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If I get stabbed I get time off from work 😍

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You didn’t specify *where* I’d get stabbed and *what* I’d get stabbed with, so I could just get acupuncture lol

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Go get a tattoo and get stabbed 10,000 times. End up with a but kicking new piece of art on your arm and avoid running like a dork.

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Can i get stabbed at the 99 mile marker?

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