You are God, and a gang of forty-two children make fun of your boy Elisha for being bald
Do you...
a) give them a stern talking-to about their actions via burning bush?
or
b) send two bears to maul them all to death?
So this is my favorite passage and I always love debating it bc the wording. Because the she bears mauled the children “forty and two”
Did they maul 42 children or were the children torn into 42 pieces
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Anonymousthe_9billion_memes_of_god1w
is it a beet bush?
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Anonymous#21w
it is widely interpreted and accepted by scholars to refer to a group of 42 children
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Anonymous#21w
if you're not a tool head now is the time to listen to Forty Six & 2 (and then the their entire discography and you'll thank me later)