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Would you rather get…. $15 for every poop you’ve taken your entire life until today Or $25 for every poop you will take from this moment forward?
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$15 for past poops
$25 for future poops
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Anonymous 3w

You can maximize this. Future poops and take many small poops throughout the day. Even if you don’t have to go just sit down and try a bit. I think I could easily manage 6 or more small poops a day and even if that’s not enough to live on it’s a great supplemental income.

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Anonymous 3w

Take the first in park the lump sum in the market. My poop money will poop money.

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Anonymous 3w

Guys, you do realize that if you got paid $15 dollars for ALL the shits you took in the past, you’d be LOADED right now.

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Anonymous 3w

i’ve lived only a quarter of my life expectancy.. and i shit so much. i could be getting $75 a day until i die bro

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Anonymous 3w

Is the $25 like I’ll get it each time I shit? Or also a lump sum I get right now

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Anonymous 3w

Odds are I got more years ahead of than behind me so that means I’d be taking more in the future than I’ve already taken so I’d be making more money plus I could put some of that into investments and make money off that too

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

But like, if I’ve taken one shit a day my whole life, and that’s an under estimate, that’s $5500 a year. Average person here is 20 years old. That’s over $100k for a super low estimate. You would have to shit over 4000 times at $25 a pop to get back to $100k, which will take 2 years of shitting 6 times a day.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

I also take the overall view where even at a normal pooping rate it’ll only take me 12 years or so to catch up to the previous 20 years of poops. I’ll get a lot more over the course of my life with the $25 option even without poop maximization.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

If it’s not lump sum I’ll take the $15, interest and investments plus paying off student loans will make it much more beneficial in the long run, even though the $25 would be more money, and that’s not to mention inflation

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 3w

fax i average 1.5 poops a day. that’s like 188k

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