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A meatball sized submarine (fully functional )or a submarine sized meatball(have the choice of picking vegan meat)
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Small sub
Meatball monster
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Anonymous 1d

tiny submarine BUT i'm choosing to believe it comes with a shrink ray so i can turn my ass into thumbelina

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Anonymous 1d

Is there a mechanism by which I can shrink down into the submarine?

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Anonymous 1d

I can’t do anything with a meatball sized submarine but imagine how many people u can feed with a submarine sized meatball

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Anonymous 1d

Wait like I have to eat it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Guys I have to eat it or I just get one

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Tiny submarine is so good where in the hell am I going to put this big ass meatball?? Food safety rules you cannot leave something out for more than 2 hours. That leaves you 2 hours to eat or put it into the fridge, assuming it just appears.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Nah you don’t have too eat it. You just have one

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

I won’t say no but honestly it’s literally just a fully functioning tiny submarine

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

in that case, i'm sending down little bugs

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

I cut it up and put it into boxes in the fridge or freezer then hand them out

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

I hope u have many friends to help u along with like at least 50 empty fridges and freezers how big is this hypothetical submarine?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Also mine will be a vegan meat ball so it can last longer. And even if I have 3 fridge and freezers worth imagine how many people it can feed. Still better than nothing

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Anonymous 1d

Ok nvm im just going to have it dropped on a street and hand out forks and plates and it will be a free for all

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

250 Feet, 1600 tons

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