tiny submarine BUT i'm choosing to believe it comes with a shrink ray so i can turn my ass into thumbelina
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Anonymous1d
Is there a mechanism by which I can shrink down into the submarine?
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Anonymous1d
I can’t do anything with a meatball sized submarine but imagine how many people u can feed with a submarine sized meatball
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Anonymous1d
Wait like I have to eat it
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Anonymous#11d
Guys I have to eat it or I just get one
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Anonymous#31d
Tiny submarine is so good where in the hell am I going to put this big ass meatball?? Food safety rules you cannot leave something out for more than 2 hours. That leaves you 2 hours to eat or put it into the fridge, assuming it just appears.
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Anonymous#11d
Nah you don’t have too eat it. You just have one
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Anonymous#41d
I won’t say no but honestly it’s literally just a fully functioning tiny submarine
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AnonymousOP1d
in that case, i'm sending down little bugs
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Anonymous#11d
I cut it up and put it into boxes in the fridge or freezer then hand them out
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Anonymous#31d
I hope u have many friends to help u along with like at least 50 empty fridges and freezers how big is this hypothetical submarine?
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Anonymous#11d
Also mine will be a vegan meat ball so it can last longer. And even if I have 3 fridge and freezers worth imagine how many people it can feed. Still better than nothing
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Anonymous1d
Ok nvm im just going to have it dropped on a street and hand out forks and plates and it will be a free for all