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#2. No regerts🔥🔥🔥
46 upvotes, 9 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in OnlyPolls. "#2. No regerts🔥🔥🔥"
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Which fish ring should I get?
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10 upvotes, 14 comments. Sidechat poll by Anonymous in OnlyPolls. "Which fish ring should I get?"
#1 cute fish
#2 viking fish
#3 encased fish
314 votes
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Anonymous 17h

Hey little chum, just letting you know. Just schooling you. Its REGRETS. Not “regurts”. Foolish. Probably thinking of gogurts while typing that. Infantile thought process. But it’s alright little buddy, that’s why the adults (me, who happens to be an alpha) are here.

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Anonymous 21h

YEEEAAAAAHHH THAT’S THE ONE I VOTED FOR

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Anonymous 22h

Not a poll (I’m kidding)

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 21h

Lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 17h

The tone of this is so absurd that it feels camp and I love that (though maybe it’s because I’m literally drawing drag queens rn lmao)

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 16h

Thanks queen

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15h

Hey, pal. There’s a little something called hmm… I don’t know… irony? Within my post. Haha, so, yeah. It’s called a reference buddy. Get a grip and also, maybe check your Alpha status while you’re at it because by this point I’m sensing some seeerious Beta energy… haha. So scram before I show my teeth, and shit gets real.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13h

Real alphas don’t have time for funny stuff little guy. They call me little yikyakian destroyer where I’m from. Because I PUNISH chumps like you. BOO! Did you pee your pants? I thought so. Punk. Now go play with your toys and thank the alpha for acknowledging you once more.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13h

Tsk tsk tsk, see, this is a classic Beta tactic. Nice try, but I eat go-getters like you for breakfast. “Boo?” Please, that hasn’t scared freakin anybody since hmmm the age of 5? And yeah, the little yikyakian destroyer, heavy emphasis on the LITTLE. Keep playing your little game, I’m sure your imaginary friend wants to tag along too. I’m done babysitting, I’ll let your mommy know you want some cheese and crackers. See you, dork!

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