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if my dolphins get eliminated today, at least i can say THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS WERE ELIMINATED BEFORE US
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Anonymous 1w

You're still one of the worst 3 teams in the league. There is no hope to be clung to.

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Anonymous 1w

bottom 3 right

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

titans jets chiefs cardinals saints commanders giants, nice try bud and we also beat the bills so obviously u can’t count correctly

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Name 3 teams you're certain Mia would beat.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

oh so u just hate the dolphins and u wanna make up some hypothetical matchups lmao. i’m gonna go with hmmmm. broncos eagles and packers🤪 im sooooo CERTAIN we WOULD beat them

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

also using the word “certain” and “would” in one sentence makes your english professor and others around u cringe btw

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I don't hate them. But please stop acting like they're on the cusp or something. Other than Achane that team is abysmal and looking at longterm suffering. Yes hypothetical is all we have. They're a bottom tier team. Lets not pretend otherwise.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

lord forbid i root my team with a 1% chance to make the 7 seed that was 2-7 lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

30-13 belt to ass in Buffalo we do not care. Also the jets exist and we beat their asses twice

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

And no hope for winning anything.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

They literally are on the cusp? It’s very unlikely with the 2-7 start but what are you on about. Their run games been dominant and defense held teams to 13.3 points over the last 4 weeks. Sure it’s easy matchups but that includes Buffalo. I’m certain Miami beats Jets, Giants, and Saints. They did beat two of them

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Giants sans Skattebo and Jaxson Dart sure. But you're delusional if you think Miami is on the cusp. The only real reason they are having any chance at all is because of how crazy the AFC has been this year. But if you want to dream go ahead. Its your fandom.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

this guy lives in a fantasy world going back and forth about hypothetical scenarios. you got more dreams about the dolphins than me the way it seems

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

You think that they aren't trash. Thats already a bigger fantasy than any of the above.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

“you think that they aren’t trash” if that is what you got from this conversation you truly have the brain of a hamster. no shit they ass. you think i’m gonna place my house on them to make the super bowl? i been joking this whole time but ur real life slow lmaooo

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

"No shit they ass" yes, an excellent example of the brains in the conversation.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

not that deep lil bro lmaooooo no need to get all pouty before Christmas

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