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Anonymous 4w

this is the worst power rankings I’ve ever seen😭🥀

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Anonymous 4w

How are Chiefs 5

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Anonymous 4w

Broncos have the second-best record in the league, how are you putting them in 9 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

Until they’re eliminated from playoff contention they’re one of the better AFC teams.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Blow Dix and that offense sucks, they’re as fraudulent as the Colts

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Ok, make one yourself then

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

okay I will and it’ll be better than whatever the fuck this is💀

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

During their 8-game win streak, they beat the defending Super Bowl champions on the road, the defending AFC champions, the #1 offense in the NFL, and the #1 defense in the NFL. So can you actually prove to me why they’re fraudulent or are you proving to me you’re hating just to hate?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Cool I hope it is, turn on your icon while you’re at it too

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

If you genuinely think they’ll continue to just scrape by on offense the whole way to a SB you’re either from the future or you wake up everyday with a nice breakfast consisting of licking windows and eating crayons.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

So then how are you justifying the Eagles in the top 6 when their offense is worse off than the Broncos? The Brocos offensive unit have been able to put up more yards and points per game. I’m actually waiting for a genuine reason

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

The Eagles play in a weaker conference and have a far better chance at reaching the conference championship game for their conference than the Broncos do for the AFC. I do not see the Broncos beating a lot of the top AFC teams in the playoffs with that mediocre offense. It’s not 2010 where a defense can drag a sorry ass offense all the way.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

You literally just witnessed them beat the Chiefs which in your own words are “one of the better AFC teams.” The only other AFC teams you’ve put above them are the Bills (which are actual frauds), and the Patriots. So are you proving you’re a hypocrite or that your list is wrong?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

If we were to go by who beat who for every single game this season this list wouldn’t make any sense. Also the Chiefs despite looking their worst ever, always do this dicking around and then they figure it out towards the end of the season and go on a run. Also the only team that has barely if at all looked fraudulent this year is the Rams. All of the other teams have very clear weaknesses that have been exposed multiple times and either have or did lose to worse teams.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

So then what’s the point you’re trying to make? If you’re going to say looking at the opponents each team have been able to beat is pointless, and that any team can be beaten in any given week, why have power rankings at all? If you were to make a list that would measure just how exploitable each team’s weaknesses are as you say, you’d probably make a better list than the one you have now. Just because the Broncos have a middle-of-the-pack offense doesn’t mean it can’t be overcome.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

You only have to look back to 2021’s Super Bowl to prove my point, Burrow had a ridiculously good defense with just an above average offense. Would you call them frauds?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

It’s a weekly power rankings, takes 2 seconds to make on the app bc you can copy previous week’s rankings over and making adjustments. The Broncos offense is a bottom 10 offense not middle of the pack. The Bengals offense that year was far better than what this Broncos offense is so no they were not frauds.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

Total YPG: 335.3 (14th) Passing YPG: 213.0 (17th) Rushing YPG: 122.3 (10th) Total PPG: 23.4 (16th) Red Zone Scoring Percentage: 58.33% (15th) Weird, almost as if none of these metrics are in the bottom 10.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

If you actually took the time to do some research before making these takes, you’d have less people calling you out in your comments. It literally took me 3 minutes to find all of this, I know you can do better than that

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Hmm I wonder what they look like when the games are being played in real life and not on paper

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

If you’re going to bring up quantifiable ways to measure how good or bad a team is, don’t be suprised when other people do it too. It’s really not a hard concept to grasp, and it’s something I would’ve thought you’d do more of instead of talking out of your ass with nothing to show for it

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Okay cool, please turn on a Broncos game and watch it the whole way through. Offense won’t do shit till the 4th Qtr in the last couple minutes when the game is close bc the defense has been doing their job the entire game. Usually if the Broncos do put up points before then it’s bc they fell ass backwards into them. Also I don’t think anything I said gave off me being surprised or not grasping a concept.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

I don’t pull up a ton of stats bc they’re fucking stupid and pointless. Stats don’t mean shit compared to context and tape.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

I mean, we all know he’s not going to right? Lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

Yeah that’s the point, idc if people disagree but if you’re going to talk shit like that then back it up and make your own rankings/predictions with your icon on.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

“make your own rankings with your icon on”

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

You could’ve made yours by now but it seems you’re more interested in using 12 year old comebacks from TikTok.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

Lol no I’m on your side I can’t stand when people shit on predictions or rankings but then refuse to post their own for scrutiny like bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

I don’t refuse to post my own I actually have a life and I’m not on my phone 24/7. I’ll make a power ranking in my own time.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

Yeah, I was agreeing with you

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

You don’t have to be on your phone 24/7 to take 2-5 minutes to make a power ranking and then post it on here.

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Anonymous replying to -> mr.orangutan 4w

well I was busy so I wasn’t on my phone💀

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