Anonymous mr.orangutan 43w

Multiple 4 lokos

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Anonymous #2 43w

Hell yeah, always remember to drink responsibly (or you’re going to have a really rough day the next day)

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Anonymous mr.orangutan 43w

That’s what I drank last night and I am COOKED

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Anonymous #2 43w

Lmaooo, 2 weeks ago I drank a handle of whiskey and forgot I didn’t eat much that day…spent the entire night and next day throwing up every 10-20 minutes, lesson learned 😂

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Anonymous mr.orangutan 43w

So far about 4 Busch lights 3 shots of Tito’s. Only getting started

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Anonymous mr.orangutan 43w

Oh yeah and like 5ish jungle juice so yeah I’m doing great

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Anonymous mr.orangutan 43w

Orangutan broooo I need u to bless me with a paragraph on why I’m drunk just like how u do ur takes 😩😩😩🤣

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Anonymous theburger 43w

You’re so fucking drunk rn, I need you to lock tf in and start ranting about how Dan Marino would’ve been the greatest QB of all time had he played in the modern era with a competent front office

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See you get it

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Anonymous mr.orangutan 43w

That’s such a valid take. I’m probably like 13-15 drinks in rn and I’ll happily talk about Marino. I full heartedly believe that if you put him in today’s era he would be the first 6000 yard passer. Better yet, if you kept him in his own era but have him Brown and Smith at recover or maybe Chase and Higgins. Would be awesome

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Anonymous beardownsyndrome 43w

I remember before I started throwing up 2 weeks ago after drinking too much I watched the same Marino tiktok highlight like 10 times in a row before swiping onto something else, such a beautiful throwing motion and pretty ball being thrown too

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Anonymous mr.orangutan 43w

This made my fucking night 😂🤣🤣

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Anonymous #2 1w

I remember my first water. Drink real stuff bub

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