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Do any of you pride yourself on being a very good driver? I enjoy driving smooth, braking smooth, leaving a car length for every 10 miles per hour ahead of me, when a lane ends, I merge in at the end like a zipper.
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Anonymous 6w

me as fuck, and i LOVE driving in complicated areas and traffic. i’m 100% always the driver once my friends and I make the road trip into the city of Pittsburgh. They’ll drive the turnpike into the city and then they give it up to me bc i’ve saved our lives like three times from insane drivers out there lol.

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Anonymous 6w

I love pretending I’m badass while I drive but I always leave room in front of me and try to stay in the lines, also I happen to be the best driver out of my friend group so I’m the driver 9 time out of 10

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Anonymous 6w

I do that but I also go fast so Im somewhere in the middle I suppose

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 6w

I know a lot of other ND people avoid driving, but neurotypicals are so obsessed with saving 5 precious seconds by tailgating that when they hit their brakes, they slow down traffic for everyone else.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Ooo you have a friend group you are a badass. My music is blasting, Im stimming, Im cruising in the right and passing on the left, everyone in the back seat is comfortable and if anyones car sick im doing something wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Music blasting, my backseat is a fucking war zone and my bestie won’t get her feet off my seat, I’m hitting every single pothole and curb, I’m going 5 over, but we are all getting to the destination alive and without damage

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Well if you hit any potholes or curbs, you cant guarantee no damage? Gotta check your alignment at least

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

I’ve been hitting potholes for 3 years now and absolutely nothing has happened and I’m gonna keep going until something does happen 😛😛😛

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Well… next time youre driving in the center lane, take your hand off tje wheel and see which way you drift. You shouldnt. If you do that in the right lane you should drift right. Left you should drift left.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

I do that occasionally anyway just to check, I never drift, I think my Subaru could survive an atomic bomb at this point

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Lesbo😮🫵

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

No… TRANSGENDER GAY MAN

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Youre cooler than me. Im just a cis gay.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

I took all your swag and used it to fill my Subaru with beanie babies… sorry man

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w
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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

You can get it back… but you gotta be my friend cause only friends get access to the car beanies

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

I go fast too. Speed limit in neighborhoods, 5 over on regular roads, 9 over on interstate or flow of traffic

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

I go speed limit in neighborhoods but on the highway im usually 20 over or more like 100 in a 70

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Thats a felony in my state

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Well yeah I didnt exactly say its legal

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Sorry that sounds rude. Im one of those neurodivergent people that doesnt really care about rules and is high 24/6

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

24/7 jesus i cant type

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Its ok😂😮‍💨🧘‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Nah man you go from high to sober exactly at 12 am on Sunday and reverse at 12 am Monday

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