She went on to say things like “let your friends experience it” and so on before giving a half asses apology when I asked her why I wouldn’t “let someone experience it”. I feel like a freak.

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Your mom is legitimately unintelligent, hate to say it. I’ve changed my response to those kinds of people from being emotional and angry to just literally laughing AT them, like cartoonishly pointing and laughing AT them. It’s the best way to reset their brain and get them to recognize how fuckin DUMB they sound. Malicious compliance: call friends on speaker in front of her like “hey if i’m too geeky at the movie, will you not enjoy the experience?” bc im sure she’ll not want that repeated tbh

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If this is the Project Hail Mary movie- bitch ima be geeking right next to you

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