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I adore literal interpretation, my boss lamented to me “the women used to straighten out the men, now i dont know” I want to reply “Sir, I’m straight!” Why let him use straight positively around me
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i do this when people say they’re gonna run to do an errand, i respond “are you gonna run or are you gonna walk/drive” lol. it’s obnoxious if i do it too much but i like the mental image of someone in the 21st century literally running an errand like it’s the Inca road system.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 22h

Bro you start at literally assuming no wheel was invented, respect

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