Sidechat icon
Join communities on Sidechat Download
“Go to hell”= unoriginal, boring “I hope you touch wool or a microfiber cloth right after you cut your nails”= vomit-inducing, realistic, can happen to anyone if they’re not careful
upvote 237 downvote

default user profile icon
Anonymous 13h

Saving this to the memory bank

upvote 24 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 10h

i actually don't care for microfiber but i HAAAATE sherpa

upvote 9 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 8h

You can also force them to breathe manually, blink manually, and remind them that they can feel their tongue right now

upvote 7 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 6h

I like saying “I hope you shit yourself blind” it makes me giggle

upvote 5 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 10h

Can’t happen to me as I always keep gel-x on

upvote 1 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 1h

Bought this a few years ago. Probably as big a QOL lifechanger as going to college I am barely even kidding

post
upvote 1 downvote