my parents yelled at me for refusing to take cough medicine that is 7 years expired. idk about yall i follow expiration dates to a T. did my parents not listen to dumb ways to die.
While most expiration dates are arbitrarily mandated, I do NOT fuck around with meds
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Anonymous3w
Usually, expiration dates on medicine just indicate when it will lose efficacy. At this point, it’s probably either like flat soda, or has started to ferment into alcohol.
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Anonymous3w
Eating a three month old unrefrigerated pie
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Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to diiiiiiiie
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Anonymous2w
No for real! My mom was cooking and she dropped food on the floor and picked it up and put it back in the pan with all of the other food and they told me I was overreacting because I said I wasn’t eating it. Like I’m sorry I will literally never eat your cooking ever again
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Anonymous#33w
Set fire to your hair,
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date,
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
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Anonymous#22w
teach yourself how to fly
eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie
so many dumb ways to die