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my parents yelled at me for refusing to take cough medicine that is 7 years expired. idk about yall i follow expiration dates to a T. did my parents not listen to dumb ways to die.
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Anonymous 3w

While most expiration dates are arbitrarily mandated, I do NOT fuck around with meds

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Anonymous 3w

Usually, expiration dates on medicine just indicate when it will lose efficacy. At this point, it’s probably either like flat soda, or has started to ferment into alcohol.

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Anonymous 3w

Eating a three month old unrefrigerated pie 🥧 Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to diiiiiiiie

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Anonymous 2w

No for real! My mom was cooking and she dropped food on the floor and picked it up and put it back in the pan with all of the other food and they told me I was overreacting because I said I wasn’t eating it. Like I’m sorry I will literally never eat your cooking ever again

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

Set fire to your hair, Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that’s out of date, Use your private parts as piranha bait Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

teach yourself how to fly eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways to di-i-i-ie so many dumb ways to die

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