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I hate these fuck ass personality tests for job applications. I’m applying for dominos not taking a health questionnaire before I see a psychiatrist
960 upvotes, 52 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Neurodivergent. "I hate these fuck ass personality tests for job applications. I’m applying for dominos  not taking a health questionnaire before I see a psychiatrist"
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Anonymous 7w

“My medical history is not applicable nor relevant to this application.”

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Anonymous 7w

This is so insanely invasive what the hell

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Anonymous 7w

I got denied for a part time at pandora over one of these. Looked up the answers online after and saw i got 2 wrong.

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Anonymous 7w

Also is it just me or does it throw anyone else off when applications ask about if you have any physical or mental disabilities, and they say it’s because they’re not allowed to discriminate against workers if they do, but I feel like that’s a lie

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Anonymous 7w

U gotta just pretend

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Anonymous 7w

I always put “prefers not to tell” in the disability question. Bc I know they’d deny me in a second

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Anonymous 7w

Bro I hadda take an AI based one 😭

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Anonymous 7w

What da hell

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Anonymous 7w

I just got a job at dominos about a month ago and I don’t recall this being in my application, what the hell??

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Anonymous 7w

The wording is always the stupidest it possibly can be as well. Nobody ever has said “I sometimes for the most part cannot recall having feelings where I disliked myself”. Just make the statement to respond to “I dislike myself”, why so many spare words?

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Anonymous 7w

Genuinely wtf why is how I feel about myself necessary to my job performance?? I can guarantee I can be excellent to others and present myself well whether or not I’m disliking myself that day 😭😭

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Anonymous 7w

"Yes I am severely depressed and suicidal but I need money and I took theatre as a kid so I'll show up and act like I'm thrilled to be there so I don't see how that's relevant unless you're worried about me not showing up to work because I offed myself...don't worry tho I have a dog who is ALSO severely anxious and is entirely dependent on me so I'm not going anywhere for at least the next 5 years."

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Anonymous 7w

what kind of job application has that? i’ve never seen that before in my life.

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Anonymous 7w

Please don’t murder me when I order a pizza…

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Anonymous 7w

what in the dystopia is this shit

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Anonymous 7w

They’re worried you’re going jump in the pizza oven

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Anonymous 7w

I honestly lie on those. I know my honest answer is probably not what they want to hear, but if I need a job I need a job

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Anonymous 7w

dont take those those jobs never hire anyone they just wanna collect your data

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Anonymous 6w

Didn’t know being chronically suicidal disqualified me from making pizza damn

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 7w

How do you get a personality test wrong?

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 7w

That’s what I started doing because I got skeptical about it 😅

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

They look for certain traits, it’s not exactly like this but its a “what would you do in this situation” and its got one very wrong answer and two very similar ones

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

Employers can’t see answers to the EEO questions on job applications. It’s a federally mandated part of the app they couldn’t take it off even if they wanted to

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

They legally aren’t allowed to ask anything in regards to these things because they can infact discriminate against you, by not hiring you because of your disabilities/ mental health issues, then pass it off as just you not qualifying in general

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 7w

This. Told the fast food recruiter I would need MINOR accommodations (less than what I actually would need but I don’t want to get fired for “inconveniencing” them) and I didn’t get hired. I had open availability, could start immediately, had reliable transportation, and 4 years of retail/customer service exp. All I asked for was to sit for 5 min every few hours.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 7w

I’m nervous to do this because I want them to know before I waste my time at an interview where they see I’m disabled and reject me, or go to work for a few days and get fired for not being able to do the job well enough.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

Doing this now, using no mobility aids, only braces sometimes. Many know I have pain/joint issues, but not the actual extent of the issues. One or a few people know I have OCD (relevant to doing dishes).

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

^^^

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 7w

No one wants suicidal employees.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 7w

Well. I shouldn’t say no one. A very few limited cases might actually prefer it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

CVS does this for their pharmacy techs too. It’s to see if people are going to be able to work with you and if you will cause issues w customers but it literally doesn’t work at all bc one of my coworkers threatened all of our lives and she passed so this shit does NOTHING

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 7w

What I do is I do “prefer not to say” then when I got the job I tell them lmao. Idk if that’s bad but whatever

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 7w

Rookie mistake. Inform them of reasonable accommodation requests once you have the job.

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

Yeah, it was my first interview in many years, and since becoming disabled. I kind of panicked. Even my doctor told me not to do it again in the future

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 7w

Genuinely just complete the whole thing like you’re the most able bodied, mentally well, open availability, and then bring up the rest of that stuff once you get hired

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

i always fill out surveys like this as if i were a neurotypical able bodied person. if they don't discriminate against disability then whatever i answer on those questions shouldn't matter

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

Feeling dislike towards myself doesn’t mean I’m suicidal. Even so, being suicidal doesn’t warrant fucking dominoes to disqualify me from the job 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

There are some jobs where it’d make sense if the question was about being suicidal, but that’s still not the question. You can dislike your body and still do a job just fine, even modeling, so I see no relevance here.

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 6w

Just because you don’t see the relevance doesn’t mean there isn’t any relevance. That’s how ignorance works.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

There’s literally no reason for them to ask those questions. They don’t need to know

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 6w

Says you. The ignorant don’t get a say.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

If it was relevant, they wouldn’t just ask the question. That’s soliciting a lie. No one is going to voluntarily tell a potential employer they’re suicidal, even if it’s true

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Well, I know for a fact that isn’t true. I’ve had people bring it up in an interview. But like I said, ignorance is a hell of a drug.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

Giving an example might be a little more convincing, rather than just repeatedly calling everyone ignorant with no further reasoning

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 6w

Don’t even argue with them. They obviously don’t actually care bc one google search and it states that it literally has no relevance

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 6w

Imagine thinking a Google search is the answer to behavioral psychology and psychoanalysis. 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

I already have my psych degree and I still see zero relevance here. If you have an example of how this is relevant, please explain, but I genuinely just don’t see the relevance myself.

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 6w

Having a psych degree doesn’t make you a psychologist or psychiatrist any more than having an undergrad film degree makes you a successful and professional director.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

Dawg no shit but you still aren’t answering. I’m just saying that I have a lot of knowledge about behavioral psych and psychoanalysis and yet I don’t see the relevance here. I’m asking that if you see relevance, could you elaborate 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 6w

I could, sure.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6w

none of us are professional psychologists, but you’ve clearly mastered beating around the bush lmao. You gonna give an example or keep arguing nothing?

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 6w

Basically any min wage or service job anymore for a corporation. I’ve seen it on the Walmart and subway applications too it’s literally just to screen out people who might be disabled or basically not willing to pretend that their life’s goal is to work at dominos.

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