i just try to get stuck on thinking embarrassment is a choice, over and over and imagining a black hole

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Yep. I work with dogs for a pretty big national organization. Our CEO came to visit our facility. My VP and him were sitting outside and I ran out to my car to grab a jacket. On the way back in my VP called me over to introduce me (I do the actual care for the dogs- lots of pee and poop) the CEO reached to shake my hand and I thought I saw him hesitate for a second so I said “dont worry my hands are pee free” 😭 this man makes over a million a year and I really introduced myself as pee hands.

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