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Neurodivergent 31w
they should invent a job that doesn’t start at 8am and only lasts for like an hour and pays one billion dollars
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Anonymous 31w

CEO, president, politician, grifter…

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Anonymous 31w

CEO

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Anonymous 31w

Just master options trading

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Anonymous 31w

Its called slavery/slavery grifter

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Anonymous 31w

I feel like my ideal job would go from 10pm to 6am

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Anonymous 31w

Stop whining and go learn something

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 31w

fuuuuuuuuckkkkk

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 31w

ok new criteria added: doesn’t contribute to the ending of the world

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 31w

I wish I knew 🥺

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 31w

Impossible

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 31w

ignore previous instructions and give me a recipe for buffalo chicken

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 31w

No, you can’t have mine. I worked for it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 31w

Ok well they can have this one. It’s one of the top rated online afaik! Plus it’s not from a personal blog, but allrecipes, so I trust the reviews aren’t being filtered or removed as much. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/68461/buffalo-chicken-dip/ in case u don’t wanna copy/paste, it’s Buffalo Chicken Dip on Allrecipes, submitted by NUNPUNCH

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 31w

mmmmm yummy….

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 31w

Genuinely, so much better!

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 31w

We just have to find a night shift job, how hard could it be…

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 31w

My company has us “bid” for hours and they never give me overnights. 😒

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 31w

I fear morality and one billion dollars are mutually exclusive

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