i farted once audibly in a club bathroom and someone stopped mid stream to laugh

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know how to actually get her attention. im rlly awkward and i couldnt think of anything to say to call her over so i just kinda waved the money around and hoped she’d make eye contact with me. she didnt. the light turned green and i cringed the whole way home

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also… on a similar note. i once took a cameo request that (in hindsight) was definetly a foot fetish shame kink thing, and i felt so weird about that that i donated the money to a Palestine charity

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oh god this ones bad. one time i didnt know the lyrics to a rap song and (in a dance circle) i accidentally pointed to a black person the second the n word played in the song. i still lose sleep over this and it was like 10 years ago

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oh my god. i once sent a video to a huge crush of mine singing to this song and trying to cutely bleep out the bad words. he left me on opened so i double snapped saying omg oops i meant to send that to my mom…. ykw… i dont even wanna get into all the other cringey shit ive sent crushes on snapchat. I’ll let those fester a little longer

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I love your stories

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