silk touch and fortune picks are Collector and Multiplier respectively, Axe is Chops, shovel spoon, and sword has been different things at different times, most recently Floating Point Friend takes the cake though, on a server with a mob head datapack he named his sword Global Warming after killing 500 polar bears to try to get their heads

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I call gold swords butter knives lol

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I named my Fortune III axe I used to collect brown mushrooms “Shroom’s Doom,” and my Smite V fully enchanted sword “Wither Slayer.” It’s my armor that actually has funny names.

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Excalibur for my sword

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The LoreAXE and Ace of Spades for my axe and shovel, my silk touch pickaxe is usually Delete Button

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feather falling boots "socks"

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Horsepower II and Brush are my highly enchanted and silk touch pics.

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