Pretty much every time I walk anywhere outside I hope I get hit by a car

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YUP this was me until i actually needed surgery, attention is transient and in the words of clarice lispector “it is inside myself that i must create someone who will understand”

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As a kid I always really wanted to break a bone or get my tonsils removed because of the attention that went along with it. Neither of those things happened though :/

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