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CHOPPED BROKE AUTISTIC AND SMALL TOWN GAY AND I STILL MANAGED TO GET LAID. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE 🔥‼️
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Anonymous 4w

I am asexual

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Anonymous 4w

I ain’t tryna let any hoe get a piece of dis ✨💋 (plz do not try to hmu for you weirdos reading this)

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Anonymous 4w

Shy

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Anonymous 4w

I’m shy- teach me your ways pls

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Anonymous 4w

Damn no need to do me all the way like that

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Anonymous 4w

I’m black and feminine

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Anonymous 4w

I don’t enjoy hookup culture

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Anonymous 4w

I'm awkward around people. Like, just in general. Crippling anxiety and shit.

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Anonymous 4w

IM UGLY AND SHY🔥🔥🔥

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Anonymous 4w

I don’t need an excuse. I have a roster

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Anonymous 4w

I’m all that but also fat and disabled 🥲 so ugly I’ve never even been on a date before

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Anonymous 4w

I like people but the second they get too close I panic and get turned off

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Anonymous 4w

repressed childhood trauma that makes me afraid of physical intimacy.

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Anonymous 4w

I’m not a skinny blond twink

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Anonymous 4w

My excuse is I was offered money when I was a teen for sex (highest offer was 1000) and now i refuse to get with someone unless i think it’s worth my monetary value either emotionally or mentally (I’m still a virgin i never took the money but now I’m hyper aware of my worth)

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Anonymous 4w

MY EXCUSE IS THAT IM LAZY AND DONT WANT TO SOCIALIZE

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Anonymous 4w

idk how to ask

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Anonymous 4w

this is so reallll all of the above. i’m tryna get with my ex i have 2-4 bodies. first was after wicked (one) and we did it behind a shoprite, pushing me against a wall. second was in a golf course near my house on a school night in the back seat and he threw the protection in he parking lot 💀. third was in a pharmaceutical parking lot and in the rain. oh my god he was so muscular god i miss himm it was so good he was a munch and we did every position and cuddled in the rain for 2 hours.

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Anonymous 4w

Big town gay, and I am also chopped, broke, and autistic, which means the gays I know have much better options. Much like trickle down economics, trickle down fuck-inomics does NOT work 🥀🥀🥀

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Anonymous 4w

Stuck in a city full of hoes and ain’t shit people

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Honestly just implanting it into my brain that “nothing matters anyways” but not in a nihilistic way but more in like a “shit can’t catch me” way really helped me beat social anxiety and introversion

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Anonymous replying to -> working_tgirl 4w

I’m manifesting becoming you 🙏

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

Type shit!! Know your worth 🔥‼️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

My New Year’s resolution was to do things “for the plot” but I don’t think I went hard enough

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Anonymous replying to -> dark_blue_burrito52 4w

I said it to another commenter but I used to be the same way but I started manifesting that nothing matters but in a positive way and just learning to say fuck it. If one person doesn’t rock with me then there’s a whole world that still could

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

Valid asf go crazy 🔥

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

This new years make the resolution to learn to say “yes” and “fuck it” more

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

fat bald dyke here: the world is your oyster if you let it be

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

I’m not either, 5’9” masc presenting NB, you can always get motion if you manifest it

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

Oh, also ace spectrum. Not sex repulsed but I have some issues with trust and want an established connection before sex. SO many talking stages ended because they got pissy that they wouldn’t get sex within the first few weeks. I hate being like this. All of it.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

It’s literally gonna be 100x easier for you since you’re masc presenting please shut up 🫵😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 4w

I’m masc presenting most of the time and I get no play (I get perceived as a straight man)

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

that’s 100% a you problem because practically every gay guy loves a straight presenting man 😐

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

okay this may sound hella cringe but maybe try a rainbow bracelet or pin??? I don’t know what else to suggest without making you change your clothing style, lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

Doesn’t matter how queer I look, what I name myself, how often I correct pronouns, people use he/him pronouns and act surprised when I mention I like guys

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 4w

fourth was in my college dorm, and it was several hours long. ate out and gave 🧠 for the first time and he was so fine and it was intimate bc it was in my private dormmmmm and the fifth was lowk on and off situationship. and omg he was so fine and it was in my dorm sixth was actually so cuteee and we had a relationship all of these were exclusive but i want to date now

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 4w

i’m also autistic gay

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 4w

I loved reading this I love seeing how these kinds of situations just happen

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Anonymous replying to -> itsvaler13 4w

Same 🤝

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

I went to Greece and Ireland for the plot and also dropped out of college and started working full time. I think I went a lil too hard

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

You just need to find a gay guy who can’t afford therapy and you’ll be a f boy in no time king🥰

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

So Demi and sorry king

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

Came here for this exact comment 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

about to comment the same damn thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 4w

Not a guy, but I appreciate it. It’s rough out there. 🫂

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Anonymous replying to -> itsvaler13 4w

Same it’s weird tho because I love physical touch it’s my love language but I have to be the one touching i can’t be the one touched

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 4w

Facts cherish your worth don’t let anyone tear you down let alone gender because I want to be cat tbh

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 4w

That’s totally fair, it’s not for everyone 🙏

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 4w

thank you 😭😭 i don’t know why i commented all that and used this as a diary but like i never considered myself attractive and had a lot of self esteem issues and i feel a lot better now

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 4w

I think you commented all of that because of the tism (from someone who is autistic)

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 4w

real i amm

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